My New Year’s Resolutions

In decreasing order of likeliness:

  1. Make Assad and Putin fight to the death in the stadium of a Sochi Olympics turned hunger games.
  2. Get drunk only when necessary.
  3. Blog more copiously.
  4. Be able to run a half-marathon.
  5. Learn to speak Russian.

Can’t wait.

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One Comment on “My New Year’s Resolutions”

  1. mariamillero says:

    These kinds of resolutions are healthy things and must follow these things…


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